New research has uncovered the incredible truth behind a centuries-old mystery that will change how the internet functions.

Restrictive effect of regulations on economic potential exposed in Bikini Bottom

While seemingly innocuous, mundane, or even outright silly, Corn Pops commercials over the last few decades have been phenomenally accurate in predicting the evolution of American politics. Let’s see how.

Alright, I know this is going to sound ridiculous, but hear me out. There is actually something going on here!

I’m only making these rules because I hope I get a lot of comments. I am probably horribly misguided as to how interesting this blog will be, but I might as well do this for the sake of having it.

Declaration of self-love.